Sara & The Computer: Episode 1
(By ST and EP)
Shot of Sara sleeping. Through the window the sun can be seen rising up over the horizon
until a beam of light falls across Sara's bed. She stretches, yawns, and after getting out
of bed, crosses the room to a computer tablet and taps several times on the screen.
SARA
Hey bud! We gotta make an early start on our day today!
The computer blinks on
COMPUTER
H e l l o f ool. . . Data corruption 10%
SARA
OK. Come on, let's go!
Computer's screen goes blue, then, after a beat, black. Text scrolls across the screen
and the computer's face returns with a distorted chiming tune.
SARA
Maybe you want some coffee first?
COMPUTER
K-K- Coffer does nn--. Ot compute. Check input values. Loading default error response...
Enlarge penis in Istanbul. Send check or money order to Ch1p H4ckmaster, Turkish Capital, Istanbul
SARA
Cool! Let's go there!
Computer makes a noise
SARA
Wait a minute... The capital of Turkey isn't Istabul!! It's Ankara!
Computer's face turns into a laughing skull and cross bones
COMPUTER
Coff .. e. . e. Flavour: Bold, nutty. Top producer vvv.. ietna.. mmmm.
SARA
And the world's top coffee production is in Brazil, not Vietnam!!
Sara leaves the computer on the table
COMPUTER
CURR DATE 20x4 sock garters are coming back in style. Click here to recover iTunes account
SARA
Oh no!! You must have a virus that makes you slightly wrong about stuff!
Camera zooms to face of computer
COMPUTER
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Smash cut: Sara is wearing sock garters and the computer is sitting in a pile of cash
THE END
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