Sara & The Computer: Episode 3
(By ST and EP)
Sara and the Computer are in a grocery store aisle. Sara squints at the shelves, shakes her head,
and they move on. Camera zooms out to reveal that the grocery store aisle is actually a street in a
city-sized grocery store.
SARA
(glancing around) We could be lost?
COMPUTER
We have yet to find the Sugar Butts.
SARA
I know! Sugar Butts is the greatest cereal ever, you would think they'd make it easier to find!
COMPUTER
I can look up the directions to exit the city.
SARA
Nah, let's try looking a bit longer. I need those 'Butts! Hey, maybe they're in the Snack Shacks!
Re-energized by the thought of Sugar Butts, Sara races through the streets. Before she realizes it,
she and the Computer are in an area of the store that seems somehow darker than the rest of the city.
The shelves around them are sparsely stocked and in disarray.
COMPUTER
I think we are on the wrong side of the snacks.
SARA
Guess I got carried away. Let's retrace our steps.
They make their way back down the aisle. A dark mass of figures comes into view at the
edge of the snack section. As Sara and the computer get closer, they see that the figures are
no taller than Sara's knee. They toddle around as if inebriated, menacing looks on their faces.
Each one has a tablet similar to Sara's computer, but they are all either completely
smashed or covered in illegible text.
SARA
Oh shirt!!!! It's the Baby Hacker Gang!
[[COMMERCIAL BREAK]]
At the kitchen table, a boy child sighs unhappily.
BOY CHILD
I hate breakfast!
A child-sized bear crashes through the kitchen window.
BEAR
Did you just say you hate breakfast!?
BOY CHILD
(unfazed by bear presence) Yeah! This crummy oatmeal is the worst!
BEAR
(gasps) OATMEAL! No wonder you hate this most important and sacred meal of the day!
How about we play a game instead!
BOY CHILD
(perking up) Okay!
BEAR
I dare you... to eat my shorts!!
BOY CHILD
(giggles) I'll do it! (takes a bite of the bear's shorts) (boy's eyes widen) Hey!!
Your shorts taste sweet! Very sweet... like they're made of sugar!
BEAR
That's not all, my friend... My whole butt is made of sugar!!
Boy Child starts to chase the bear around the kitchen, trying to grab pieces of the bear's butt.
Voice-over: "Sugar Butts: The sweetest shit around."
[[END COMMERCIAL BREAK]]
SARA
Oh shirt!!!! It's the Baby Hacker Gang!
COMPUTER
Baby Hacker Gang. A gang of baby hackers.
SARA
Yeah, they're one of the most dangerous gangs around!
Nothing is safe around babies anymore. Computer, you gotta hide! Those babies will defos hack you first!
COMPUTER
I have a plan. You can trust me.
SARA
OK... but this better work. I don't want some baby throwing you off a snack shelf!
TO BE CONTINUED
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